Where to find apples: on trees, orchards, teachers desks, grocery stores, in pies, and in tarts. On computers, iphones, ipods, and ipads. Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter’s birth certificate.
Bad apples: the one Snow White ate and the one Eve ate.
Use apples to: compare to oranges, compute, discover gravity, eat, bob for on Halloween, and keep the doctor away.
Celebrate the apple: on Savior of the Apple Feast Day in Russia and Ukraine on August 19th.